Frightfully Funny Halloween Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Inside: The best Halloween knock knock jokes for kids, plus a bonus section of the best Halloween riddles! Keep reading for funny Halloween jokes that will have your kids laughing so hard that they won’t know if they have a tummy ache from laughing or too much candy.

Frightfully Funny Halloween Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

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Halloween’s around the corner, and what’s better than sharing some hilarious Halloween knock knock jokes for kids?

Whether you’re planning a spooky party or just hanging out with the kiddos, these jokes are guaranteed to bring giggles and shrieks of delight.

Who doesn’t love a good ghost joke or a silly skeleton pun during Halloween? These jokes are perfect for lightening up any haunted house visit or adding an extra scoop of fun to your ice cream treats.

And remember…

With Halloween jokes, it’s always better to err on the side of caution – they’re spooky but never too scary for the little ones!

Okay, now time to unwrap some laughter!

A List of Funny Halloween Knock-Knock Joke

Whether you’re looking for mummy jokes, skeleton jokes, ghost jokes, you name it… I’ve got you covered. These are a great way to bond with your kids on Halloween. Plus, there are jokes for kids of all ages!

So, let’s dive into the best knock-knock jokes of spooky season!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

Knock, Knock! 

Who’s there?

Justin.

Justin who?

Justin time for Halloween.

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Phillip!

Phillip who?

Phillip, my bag with candy!

Knock knock

Who’s there

Abbott

Abbott who?

​Abbott, it’s time for some Halloween fun!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Witch.

Witch who?

Witch way to the candy?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Frank.

Frank who?

Frank you for the candy!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange, you glad it’s Halloween?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ben.

Ben who?

Ben waiting to get more yummy Halloween candy!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ghost.

Ghost who?

Ghost-ly greetings!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Celeste.

Celeste who?

Celeste time, I’m going to tell you to give me more candy.

​Knock knock

Who’s there?

Olive

Olive who?

​Olive, Halloween so much!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Goblin.

Goblin who?

Goblin up all the candy!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Broom.

Broom who?

Broom your way over for some treats!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Owl.

Owl who?

Owl you need is love and candy!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Vampire.

Vampire who?

Vampire coming to get you!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Skeleton.

Skeleton who?

Skeletons can’t knock; they don’t have any muscles!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Bat.

Bat who?

Bats all, folks!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Mummy.

Mummy who?

Mummy says no more candy!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Spider.

Spider who?

Spider web of fun tonight!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Werewolf.

Werewolf who?

Werewolf, you find all this candy?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Zombie.

Zombie who?

Zombie-body home to give me candy?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Candy Corn.

Candy Corn, who?

Candy Corn make this Halloween sweet!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Scarecrow.

Scarecrow who?

Scarecrow away all the ghosts!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Pumpkin.

Pumpkin who?

Pumpkin pie is my favorite Halloween treat!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Igor.

Igor who?

Igor to get more candy, want to come?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Witch.

Witch who?

Witch one of you will give me some candy?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Skeleton.

Skeleton who?

Skeleton said he’s got a bone to pick with you!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Howl.

Howl who?

Howl you know if you don’t open the door?

Whether you’re a fan of vampire jokes, mummy puns, or just classic funny knock knock jokes, there’s something here for everyone.

​Additional Halloween Jokes and Funny Halloween Riddles

Let’s not stop at Halloween knock-knock jokes, though. Let’s do some riddles, too!

Here are 15 fun and spooky Halloween riddles and jokes that are great for kids:

What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?

Answer: Boo-berries!

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Halloween party?

Answer: He had no body to go with!

What do witches put in their hair?

Answer: Scare spray!

Why are ghosts bad at lying?

Answer: Because you can see right through them!

What room do ghosts avoid?

Answer: The living room!

Why didn’t the vampire attack Taylor Swift?

Answer: She had bad blood!

What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

Answer: I scream!

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Answer: Because of all the coffin!

What do you call two witches living together?

Answer: Broommates!

What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?

Answer: A blood orange.

Why do mummies make excellent spies?

Answer: They’re great at keeping things under wraps!

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

Answer: A sand-witch.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Answer: Frostbite!

Why are skeletons so calm?

Answer: Because nothing gets under their skin!

What is the tallest building in Transylvania?T

Answer: The Vampire State Building.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?

Answer: Because he had no body to dance with!

What’s in a ghost’s nose?

Answer: Boo-gers

What do you call a witch’s garage? 

Answer: A broom closet

What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? 

Answer: Spelling

What do ghosts use to wash their hair? 

Answer: Shamboo!

Why are graveyards so noisy? 

Answer: Because of all the coffin!

What kind of monster loves to dance?

Answer: The boogie man!

Why did the vampire need mouthwash? 

Answer: Because he had bat breath!

What fruit do scarecrows love the most? 

Answer: Straw-berries!

What do witches put on their bagels? 

Answer: Scream cheese!

Why don’t mummies take vacations? 

Answer: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.

How do monsters tell their future? 

Answer: They read their horror-scope.

What room does a ghost not need? 

Answer: A living room!

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? 

Answer: A sand-witch.

These jokes are perfect for adding some light-hearted fun to any Halloween celebration with kids!

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Wrapping Up: The Best Halloween knock-knock Jokes For Kids

So, there you have it – a witch’s cauldron bubbling with the funniest Halloween knock knock jokes for kids.

You know, sharing these jokes feels like we’ve opened a whole bag of candy, each one sweeter and funnier than the last. It’s like the hundredth time we’ve told a joke, but it still gets a laugh every time. Okay, maybe not that funny, but fun nonetheless.

And think about it…

These jokes are almost essential for a fun Halloween. They’re the perfect Halloween trick to pull out of your sleeve, better than any cereal killer costume or Jacklyn Hyde disguise.

So, as we gear up for Halloween, let’s remember to share these jokes, whether it’s at the ghost-ery store or just hanging out in our living room. Because the best thing about Halloween isn’t just the candy; it’s the laughter we share. Happy Halloween!

I hope you enjoyed the Halloween jokes! Did you find any you liked? Do you have any you would add to the list? Let me know in the comments! I would love to hear from you 😊

About Morgan Wender

I’m a boy mom, dog mom, bee mom, lover of all things Disney, and lover of making the best out of this chaotic life of mine. I created this platform to share my life, and help normalize “big topic” motherhood issues. I hope you enjoy my mix of life, love, levity, and everything in between.Now that you know a little about me, I would love to know more about you! Find me over on Instagram, and shoot me a DM if you would like to chat!the journey

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