Hilariously Cheesy Pizza Jokes for Kids

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Funny Pizza Jokes for Pizza Lovers

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Are you looking for some hilariously cheesy pizza jokes for kids? I’ve got you covered on this topic!

Pizza is already one of the best things ever; that’s just a universal fact, but when you add some funny jokes to the mix, it’s a whole pizza party!

Whether you’re at home, at a pizza joint, or throwing a pizza party, these jokes should be a foolproof way of cracking a smile out of your kiddos.

Let’s get into these clean jokes that are perfect for kids!

List of Family-Friendly Pizza Jokes

Pizza is universally loved by kids, from cheese pizza to pepperoni pizza, it’s a staple at every party and sleepover. And I mean, come on… what is better than pizza and laughter? It’s gonna be hard to beat.

Combining humor with food, especially pizza makes for a great time. So, let’s get right into it!

Classic Pizza Jokes and Puns

What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song? Slice, slice baby!
Why was the celebrity pizza upset? It kept getting chased by pepperazzi.
Where do pepperonis go on vacation? The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
Why couldn’t the pizza lover decide on a topping? She was indeSLICEsive.
What is a dog’s favorite type of pizza? PUPeroni.
Why was the Hawaiian pizza still uncooked? The oven was on aloha temperature.
Where does Jabba eat dinner? Pizza Hutt.
What did the cheese say to the pizza dough? “You wanna pizza me?”

Why did the pizza maker rob the bank? Because he kneaded the dough.
What’s the difference between the White Sox and a pizza? Pizzas are good.
How do you mend a broken pizza? Tomato paste.
What topping do carpenters put on their pizza? SAWsage.
Why couldn’t the skunk call for a pizza? His phone was out of odor.
Why wasn’t the pizza joke funny? It was too cheesy.
Why do people get into the pizza business? To make some dough.
What do pizzas wear to smell nice? Calzogne.
What did the pizza say when the party ended? Good-pie everyone.
What is a math teacher’s favorite thing to eat? Pizza Pi.
What can a whole pizza do that half a pizza can’t do? It can look round.
How many grams of protein are in a slice of pizza pi? 3.1415926
What does Arthur the Aardvark like on his pizza? ANT-chovies.
What did the pepperoni say to the mushroom? Sliced to meat you!
Why was the mushroom invited to pizza parties? He’s a real fungi.
Why did Dracula run out of the Italian restaurant? They put garlic on his pizza.
What do you call a fake pizza? A pepperphoney pizza.

What did one angry pizza say to the other? Do you want a piece of me?
What do you call a sleepy father who got pizza for his kids? Papa Yawns.
What’s the difference between a musician and a pizza? One can feed a family.
What does Dr Who eat with their pizza? Dalek bread.
What kind of person doesn’t like pizza? A weir-dough.
What did the pizza say to the delivery guy? “You’re a dough-verachiever!”
What did the pizza say to the chef when it was thrown onto the pizza? You don’t pepper-own me.
What do you call a sleeping pizza? PiZzZzZa.
What’s the difference between a good and bad pizza joke? The delivery.
What is Doctor Strange’s favorite pizza? Sorcerer’s Supreme.
What would pizza say if it was capable of talking? A lot of cheesy things, probably.
What did the kid say after eating a frozen pizza? Well, that wasn’t very thawed out.
What’s a mortician’s wife and pizza have in common? Cold leftovers.
What do Homer Simpson and pizza have in common? Doh.
What is the name of the dogs’ favorite pizza? Pupper-roni pizza.
Why was the pizza man so bad at telling jokes? Because he always messed up the delivery.
What is the difference between a silly person and a pizza? The first one is easy to cheat and the second one is cheesy to eat.
What size of pizza is the most spiritual? A medium.
What type of cheese do dogs love to have on their pizzas? Mutt-zarella.
What did the pizza slicer say when he wanted to rob the pizza? “Hand over the dough or else!”
Why did Jabba win the pizza contest? Because no one outpizzas the Hutt.
What do anchovies, pineapples, and dominoes have in common? They ruin pizza.
What is pizza’s favorite Hollywood movie? Pie Hard.
What do pizzas say to express love? Olive you.
Did you hear about the Italian chef with the terminal illness? He pastaway. Now he’s just a pizza history.
What is hairdressers’ favorite type of pizza? Perm-asan.
Why did the hipster burn his mouth while eating his pizza? He ate it way before it was cool.

Why was the pizza ringing? It had some bell peppers on it.
What does an anteater like on its pizza? Ant-chovies.
How do you make a musician’s car more aerodynamic? Take the pizza sign off the top.
Why do restaurants put pizza in square boxes? Because they don’t cut corners.
How does Old King Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep and Crisp and Even.
Where do Pharaohs like to eat? Pizza Tut.
Women wear perfume to smell good. And pizzas wear what? Calzone!
What did the pizza maker say before robbing a bank? “I may love making pizza, but I really knead the dough.”
What type of pizza did the twin towers order? Plain.
Why was the pizza chef happy when they didn’t have to work? They had more thyme to spend with their kids.
What is the name of a machine that can ruin any pizza? A microwave.
What do you call it when someone spreads germs all over the pizza? Little Sneezers.
Did you hear about the lobster that got a job at Pizza Hut? He’s working in the crust station.
What did the pastry chef say when the pizza chef asked him for help? “I cannoli do so much.”
Why are Dubstep musicians so bad at making pizza? Because they always drop the base!
Why do people like making lasagna from scratch at home? It’s pretty much a pizza cake.
Why was the pizza shop constantly vandalised? It was owned by Germans.
What does a pizza say when it’s afraid? Fold me close.
When does a master pizzaiolo (pizza maker) share his secret pizza recipes? On a knead-to-know basis!
Why aren’t pizza chefs allowed to play baseball? They’re always trying to steal basil!
What did the teacher say about the pizza student? There’s mushroom for improvement!
Why did the man get a super spicy pizza? The waiter thought he ordered a “pepper-only” pizza.
What do you call pizza that’s good for your teeth? Stuffed-Crest pizza.
What do you call a pizza maker who’s reached the top of his game? An aficiona-dough!
What does a pizza love to do in its spare time? Go slice-skating.
What do you call a villainous pizza? A pizza work!
Why did Pizza Hut stop making pizza deliveries to the ghetto? Because they were told that Dominos were always getting played!
How do you know you’re in love? If they steal a pizza your heart!
Why does eating pizzas make you sleepy? Because with all of that pizza and mozzarella, you’re bound to catch some zs!
What kind of jokes do pizza fans like best? Ones with extra cheese!
What did Lionel Messi say when he walked into a pizza parlour? Make it quick like my goals.
How do pizzas feel after being topped with a fresh layer of cheese? They feel grate!
How do you sleep after eating a whole pizza? Very pizza-fully!
What does a pizza like to eat for dessert? A slice of pudding.
Why was the pizza so confident? He was feeling saucy!
What do you call a crab eating a pizza? A crust-acean!
What is the best thing to put in a pizza? Teeth.
What did Parmesan say when it broke up with mozzarella? I’m just too mature for you.
Why did the pizza go to the party? Because it was a-peeling!
What do you get when you cross a historical painting with a pizza? Mona Pizza!

How do you get the college grad off your front porch? Pay for the pizza!
How do pizzas get to work? Quickly!
What do you call it when pizza gives you the runs? Pizzeria.
Why did the man give up on making pizza jokes? Because he couldn’t top his pizza jokes!
What happened when the pizza worked out for the first time in ages? He pulled a ham-string!
What happened when the pizza parlor messed up the customer’s order? The customer ended up with a pepper-only pizza instead of a pepperoni pizza!
What do you call a pizza with no toppings or cheese? Naked!
What do the Peace Corps and all kids really want? They both want peace and pizza!
What did the motivational poster above the pizza maker’s station say? Cheese the day!
What did the pizza delivery guy say when he quit his job? I’m leaven’!
What happened when the pizza’s girlfriend broke his heart? He was cut and fell apart into eight pieces of pizza!
What exercise do pizzas do to get ready for their day? They get stretched!
What happens to pizza? It’s here today, gone tomato!
How much should you tip a pizza delivery guy? At yeast a few dollars.
What do you get when you cross a historical painting with a pizza? Mona Pizza!
What did the pizza say when it went out on a date? “I never sausage a beautiful face.”
What do you call a crab eating a pizza? A crust-acean!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Pete. Pete who? Pizza – and everyone loves me!
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Pizza. Pizza who? Pizza nice guy!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Aardvark. Aardvark who? Aardvark order a pizza if you give me some!

Pizza Riddles and Puns

If you burn your Hawaiian style pizza, try baking it at aloha temperature.
If pizza could talk it would probably say lots of cheesy things.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today. The man who uncovered it says, “It’s a pizza of our pasta.”
Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness? He pastaway. Now he’s just a pizza history.
Why aren’t pizza chefs allowed to play baseball? They’re always trying to steal basil!
You hold a pizza my heart.
Wanna know why the toppings aren’t squeezed together on a large pizza? Because there was so mush-room.

Fun Facts About Pizza

The first pizzeria in the United States opened in 1905 in New York City.
Hawaiian pizza, topped with pineapple and ham, was actually created in Canada.
Pizza history dates back to ancient civilizations where flatbreads with various toppings were enjoyed. Modern pizza as we know it originated in Naples, Italy.

Final Thoughts

There you have it — some amazingly cheesy pizza jokes for kids. Next time you’re enjoying a slice a pizza with the family, remember these jokes and see which ones get the biggest laugh.

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